Wednesday, May 9, 2012
Princess Boris tried to choke
Creepy last night. They got in another big fight. Yeesh. Creepy was just grabbing his throat this morning and saying "I'm surprised I don't have bruises..." alllll dramatic and rubbing his throat. Jesus - now he's choking him?? There's GUESTS staying there - they are on vacation and someone is slamming doors, being wasted and trying to choke the owner of where they are staying. I was almost about to get this dog too. What does that have to do with anything?? Nothing - except my clock is donging so loud and this is how I got my first dog to begin with!! You have to see this dog - she's a Chinese Crescent and she is SOOOOOO cute. She looks like my dog only with 2 eyes and a toupee!! Sooo fucking cute. On another note there was just a woman in here who just told me she has cancer, showed me the oral surgery she just got done - twice - twice she showed me and then told me all about her bad experience at Bloomingdales. She's also from the deep South even though she has the THICKEST Jewish accent I have ever heard and she must have repeated 25 times that "She bought the one in pink, in pink - I bought the one in pink - last year - I got the one in pink - I came back and got the one in pink." That whole thing she kept saying over & over. She also works at the hospital. Um - yeeash - what the FUCK?? Oh - right and she's 53. Sage please!! I heard a girl say that the other night and it was GENIUS. Okay - well - um - never a dull moment. Bye Bluebie!! I loooove you!!
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