Holy cow - I got my period and I had no idea!!

I mean I wasn't a complete PSYCHO - holy cow!!! How awesome is that? I will never have any male readers on this blog. It's all about my feelings and my period. Seriously? What the fuuuuuck. Anyway - you know what else? I bought a silent (only it isn't really) vibrator and I got it delivered to the house because it's very secure mailing in very "discreet" packaging (which it isn't). I have been waiting on a package from my sister and I keep asking the guys if it's there and yesterday the landlord sent me a text and said the package was delivered. Well when I got home I saw the - well what can only be described as an envelope with a vibrator inside on the bench and Cretona says "Oh - your package got here but I don't think that was the one you were looking for..." Oh my GOD!!! Seriously - discreet??? NOT AT ALL!!! And it's NOT quiet. Okay - it's not that loud and maybe the vibrators in the 70's sounded like a car engine but this one still sounds like a vibrator - even if it it is KIND of quiet. I am looking at school's but I can't seem to find what I am looking for. OS confusing. Bye.